Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Great Stand Off 2008

which will emerge victorious



I was driving down a winding road. The Puget Sound was on my right, suddenly the road ended.. I went right over a huge cliff in my car. In my mind I was thinkin "shit, I got the wrong road". My car plummeted down off the cliff, about a hundred feet up, into the water. My stomach completely dropped and I was clenching the steering wheel. I don't remember the impact. I was "driving" around on the surface of the water, there were huge freight ships and small cruiser boats everywhere. I started talking to a guy in a boat, he was complimenting me on my car and how well it floated. I asked him which way to "drive" to get to a part of the shore that I could get my car out of the water.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

addiction to drama

decrease complications

negative vs. positive
doubt vs. hope

caught in the machine

I want to Have fun everyday, all the time. Starting right... now.

everyday is an adventure..

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

dry erase response to a craigslist ad

"I'm looking for an exceptional sketch artist that could create an excellent sketch of my girlfriend and I and our two dogs from a picture. I'm looking to give this to her as a christmas present. Please reply if you have some examples of previous similar art."

Monday, November 24, 2008

I take no responsibility

sitting here, completely wasting time

welcome the the conspiracy

famous first words




I'm not doing shit around here for the rest of the day.

blackout dates

I hope I can find that place again

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

slipped on a banana peel

oh.. there have been bad times, but now.. it's all good times.

easing up a bit

heathy perspective, staying motivated
(don't be a cake-monger)

I just threw that garbage away

normal wear and tear

Monday, November 3, 2008

Sunday, November 2, 2008

150 words.. stuff that I've accomplished

how would this help me complete my goals?

1....2... 3.... chooooghpp!!!!!

if people had more fangs in their mouth...EHHH!
knife wielding maniacs

I love to dart out in front of cars and make them swerve, they always do

don't admit anything

don't divulge so much info.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

it's got mystery

sad old ladies make me sad...
mean old ladies.. who cares


I cooked some vegan meat patties on the George Foreman grill. The George Foreman grill drains all the fat away into a little tray. There was nothing left in the tray after these babies cooked, vegan burgers don't have fat.

I had to cook them on them on the G.F. grill, because I don't have a microwave.

civil disobedience

less talk, more action.. gang signs.
NO PRESSURE.. chill down to the 30's or 40's