Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Great Stand Off 2008




which will emerge victorious

sorry

anti-paranoid




I was driving down a winding road. The Puget Sound was on my right, suddenly the road ended.. I went right over a huge cliff in my car. In my mind I was thinkin "shit, I got the wrong road". My car plummeted down off the cliff, about a hundred feet up, into the water. My stomach completely dropped and I was clenching the steering wheel. I don't remember the impact. I was "driving" around on the surface of the water, there were huge freight ships and small cruiser boats everywhere. I started talking to a guy in a boat, he was complimenting me on my car and how well it floated. I asked him which way to "drive" to get to a part of the shore that I could get my car out of the water.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

addiction to drama

decrease complications

negative vs. positive
doubt vs. hope

caught in the machine

I want to Have fun everyday, all the time. Starting right... now.


everyday is an adventure..

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

dry erase response to a craigslist ad



"I'm looking for an exceptional sketch artist that could create an excellent sketch of my girlfriend and I and our two dogs from a picture. I'm looking to give this to her as a christmas present. Please reply if you have some examples of previous similar art."

Monday, November 24, 2008

I take no responsibility



sitting here, completely wasting time

welcome the the conspiracy

famous first words

NEEDY!


sugar
serotonin
endorphins
coffee
sleep
and
alcohol

THANK YOU!!!!


I'm not doing shit around here for the rest of the day.

blackout dates


I hope I can find that place again

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

slipped on a banana peel


oh.. there have been bad times, but now.. it's all good times.

easing up a bit



heathy perspective, staying motivated
(don't be a cake-monger)

I just threw that garbage away




normal wear and tear

Monday, November 3, 2008

Sunday, November 2, 2008

150 words.. stuff that I've accomplished


how would this help me complete my goals?

1....2... 3.... chooooghpp!!!!!



if people had more fangs in their mouth...EHHH!
knife wielding maniacs

I love to dart out in front of cars and make them swerve, they always do

don't admit anything



don't divulge so much info.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

it's got mystery


sad old ladies make me sad...
mean old ladies.. who cares

FUN AND EXCITING!!


I cooked some vegan meat patties on the George Foreman grill. The George Foreman grill drains all the fat away into a little tray. There was nothing left in the tray after these babies cooked, vegan burgers don't have fat.

I had to cook them on them on the G.F. grill, because I don't have a microwave.

civil disobedience




less talk, more action.. gang signs.
NO PRESSURE.. chill down to the 30's or 40's