demon jr

The Great Stand Off 2008

which will emerge victorious

sorry

anti-paranoid

I was driving down a winding road. The Puget Sound was on my right, suddenly the road ended.. I went right over a huge cliff in my car. In my mind I was thinkin "shit, I got the wrong road". My car plummeted down off the cliff, about a hundred feet up, into the water. My stomach completely dropped and I was clenching the steering wheel. I don't remember the impact. I was "driving" around on the surface of the water, there were huge freight ships and small cruiser boats everywhere. I started talking to a guy in a boat, he was complimenting me on my car and how well it floated. I asked him which way to "drive" to get to a part of the shore that I could get my car out of the water.

addiction to drama

decrease complications

negative vs. positive
doubt vs. hope

caught in the machine

I want to Have fun everyday, all the time. Starting right... now.

everyday is an adventure..

dry erase response to a craigslist ad

"I'm looking for an exceptional sketch artist that could create an excellent sketch of my girlfriend and I and our two dogs from a picture. I'm looking to give this to her as a christmas present. Please reply if you have some examples of previous similar art."

I take no responsibility

sitting here, completely wasting time

welcome the the conspiracy

famous first words

NEEDY!

sugar
serotonin
endorphins
coffee
sleep
and
alcohol

THANK YOU!!!!

I'm not doing shit around here for the rest of the day.

blackout dates

I hope I can find that place again

the first step on the road to happiness

DO WORK SON!!!!

inspired by a steady diet of Rob and Big.

catch me ridin' dirty

I knew it

...as soon as I walked away.

build reality

nothing

El Gato

lightning head cat

STRIKE!!!

random painting from years ago

ummmmmm.

slipped on a banana peel

oh.. there have been bad times, but now.. it's all good times.

easing up a bit

heathy perspective, staying motivated
(don't be a cake-monger)

I just threw that garbage away

normal wear and tear

source material

keep a level head

150 words.. stuff that I've accomplished

how would this help me complete my goals?

1....2... 3.... chooooghpp!!!!!

if people had more fangs in their mouth...EHHH!
knife wielding maniacs

I love to dart out in front of cars and make them swerve, they always do

don't admit anything

don't divulge so much info.

it's got mystery

sad old ladies make me sad...
mean old ladies.. who cares

FUN AND EXCITING!!

I cooked some vegan meat patties on the George Foreman grill. The George Foreman grill drains all the fat away into a little tray. There was nothing left in the tray after these babies cooked, vegan burgers don't have fat.

I had to cook them on them on the G.F. grill, because I don't have a microwave.

civil disobedience

less talk, more action.. gang signs.
NO PRESSURE.. chill down to the 30's or 40's