Monday, August 17, 2009

Numbers Monkey (retail)

Traits of the numbers monkey

*Numbers Monkey will only talk about how the company numbers and money are doing, Numbers monkey does not have time for anything else.

*Numbers Monkey has very weak sense of humor and makes up for that by overcompensating in the arrogance department.

*At times, the Numbers Monkey seems more robot than human.

*Numbers Monkey does not make sense most of the time, and gets very annoyed when you do not understand its nonsense.

*Numbers Monkey tends to be a little slow and easily distracted.

*Numbers Monkey always wants to tell everyone how to make customers buy more products.

*Numbers Monkeys are socially awkward, this is a result of viewing people (coworkers and customers) as numbers and not as human beings.

*Numbers Monkeys usually have some kind of briefcase as an accessory. Contrary to popular belief, there are not any business papers in that briefcase.. try peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Numbers Monkey loves briefcase PB&J!

*Numbers Monkey may seem friendly at times, BEWARE! Numbers Monkey is still a wild animal and cannot truly be tamed.

*Always compliment Numbers Monkey on their penny loafers.

Be on the lookout, this recession has brought the Numbers Monkey out in force.
We have destroyed its natural habitat and it is slowing moving into the city and suburbs.
Be vigilant!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009



make sure the stove and the coffee maker isn't left on while heading out the door, at least three times.
mild OCD

Monday, August 3, 2009


drawing by Kim

ZZ-Top lyrics added by me